THE PITCH: Lemony Snicket writes Pirates of the Caribbean.
STATS: completed chapter book of 12,500 words
IN A NUT SHELL: After Mama smacks the piggies of King Grumpalot, the Wackentoes family gets banished from Moody Island forever, only to discover they have accidentally kidnapped the ill-tempered prince. With the help of their peg-legged pooch, this unlikely pirate family battles sharks, famine and real men of the sea in their quest to return the stowaway prince and gain the King’s favor before he lops off their heads.
Words from the Woods 